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AKA titans58 here wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday.

***** Turkey Funnys *****
Q- What goes, "gobble gobble, ha-ha-ha, plop"?
A- A turkey laughing it's head off.

Q- Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A- Beacause they use such FOWL language.

Q- Whats the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A- The turkey trot.

-17 Ways To Cook A Turkey-
1) Go Buy a turkey
2) Take a drink of whisky
3) Put turkey in the oven
4) Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5) Set the degree at 375 ovens
6) Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7) Turk the bastey
8) Whisky another bottle of get
9) Ponder the meat thermometer
10) Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11) Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
12) Take the oven out of the turkey
13) Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14) Turk the carvey
15) Get yourself another scottle of botch
16) Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17) Bless the dinner and pass out


And Please do not forget your Cranberry Sauce. This has been a public annoucement by titans58.

Now Go Stuff Yourself !!!